X-Men 2099 #2 (November, 1993)

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What’s Inside:

The year is 2099 and these are its X-Men. There are lots of powers, and fights, and machines, and guns.

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Xi’an, the new Charles Xavier or something and was wounded in the previous issue, so his body begins to develop a protective callous.

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The X-Men seek out the ones responsible, but then realize that a group called the Rat Pack and a villain called Junkpile are on the approach. Attempting to protect Xi’an from the attackers, future Colossus/Warpath combo, future Storm pastiche, future Iceman/Quicksilver combo, and a gross snake lady fight against the attackers to protect their leader. Also future Archangel/Wolverine combo flies around all snarly.

Writer: John Francis Moore

Artist: Rom Lim

Colorist: Tom Smith

Publisher: Marvel

Why I Kept This Issue:

I didn’t! I sold this whole series to Half-Price Books years ago! I just got this issue today! I’m at work at the library, and a patron brings in a bunch of ratty comics to donate. I send them all to the donations bin to be given to our Friends’ group, and lo’ and behold, I spot this issue, and a memory comes flooding back from when I owned it. Now, I’ll keep it forever.

Attached Memory:

When I was a kid, my mother was dating a man named Mike, who came very close to being my stepfather. I remember reading this issue on a Christmas Eve. We had a tree set up in our trailer, with some presents under it. There was one particular present, a big one, that I was instructed by Mike to not open until last.

Morning came, and I dove in and began unwrapping frantically, including the big present. It was a hamster home! A big hamster mansion with tubes and an exercise wheel and a water bottle and everything! Even I was smart enough to know this meant I was getting a hamster! But I forgot to unwrap it last, like Mike had ordered.

Chastising me for not following directions, Mike took the hamster home away from me. I never saw it again nor any hamsters, since I assume he returned it to get his money back.

I would be in college before I finally got some pet hamsters, and that’s when I found out that they are really shitty pets and I wasn’t missing much. Or was that gerbils? Oh well.

Condition of My Copy: New to me! But who knows where this thing has been…